Cheeseburger Conundrum
philosophy of nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:
if you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of sh-t, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
the only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. “i asked my doctor about the cheeseburger conundrum and he said he’d only do it if he could get an enema first.”
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