Cheesecake Handshake


occurs when one m-st-rb-t-s and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
“dude, i jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. then, i met my girl’s parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake.”

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