Cheesectomy
the act of a man inserting a cheese stick (preferably polly-o) into his -n-s whilst masturbating. the most definitive way of testing ones heteros-xuality. if you enjoy this you are gay, and if you have never done this before you are most likely gay.
marc: i gave myself a cheesectomy and it ended up getting stuck. i had to sh-t out that polly-o.
pj: that’s gross i would never do anything like that.
floyd: then you’re probably gay
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