cheesing

making excuses for stupid things
dokuro-chan stop cheesing, give me the mochi!
huffing cat urine. it is called cheesing because it is fon to due.

it causes a euphoric state where the user hallucinates. such hallucinations include, but are not limited to, flying through sp-ce, driving rocket cars, meeting women with rokin’ t-ts, flying on squirrel dragons, saving said big breasted woman etc. usually 80s heavy metal power rock is playing in the background.
you also get to fight in the breasturary, and swim in the fountains of varnuf with the itty-t-tty fairies of mammary mountain, as well as fight the b–b-goblin in the gozonga cave.

20% of students between the ages of 6 – 12 have said they have tried it at least once.

other slang terms for cheesing:
the cheese game
vitamin cheese
mary jane p-ss in yo face fun time.

how to tell if your child is cheesing:
1.) your child seems distant, preoccupied.
2.) your child’s face smells like cat urine.
3.) when you see tigers at the zoo, your child starts grinding his or her teeth.
“dude, i’m cheesing my f-ing brains out right now”
“he’s cheesing his f-ing b-lls off, dude.”
adj. used to describe a person with an uncontrolable grin usually caused by a mischievious act of their own doing or as a result of drug use.
if you aren’t stoned, why are you cheesing?
a word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on ud in just one day. thanks to trey and matt.
south park aired an episode where kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. now every south park/urban dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it’s definition.
verb. to smile real big, like the cheshire cat. probably from photography” “say cheese!”

look at him over there! got his little award and just cheesing!
(verb): doing something cheesy, playing unfairly- against someone (does not apply to obtaining special cheat codes for 1 player computer games).
stop cheesing me, you noob
the grin you get when your high.
man he’s cheesing look at that grin on his face.
verb
to become high by way of snorting or sniffing cat p-ss. cheesing can cause a psychedelic trip where the person cheesing visits a fantasyland where they get to fornicate with the b–b princess. trey parker and matt stone discovered the miracle effects of cheesing.

adjective
to describe one who is high on cat urine.

cheesing was the topic of episode 3 from season 12 of south park t-tled “major b–bage”
-get the f-ck out kenny! stop cheesing with kitty-kitty!
-i am cheesed out of my mind
-i will grab my p-ssy then we can go get cheesed.

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