cheesy chester
a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of cheetos, and then finger a vag. f-ckin’ eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest s-x move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
the act of masturbation after ingesting cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one’s finger tips.
when i get home, i’m gonna munch down a whole bag of cheetos and cheesy chester myself until i p-ss out.
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