cheesy gordita crunch


a tasty snack from taco bell. made of a hard taco inside a gordita full of cheese.
i went to taco bell and ate a cheesy gordita crunch for lunch.
1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita sh-ll, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla sh-ll, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quant-ty of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, i could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there’s no way that’s gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it’s definitely gonna float.
jon: i’ll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won’t, b-tch!
the greatest m-th-f-ckin thing ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.
hey andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might j-zz in my pants.
the cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell used to produce. now, however, when i go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer “have” it. even though i see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu… and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. screw taco bell until i can have my cheesy gordita crunch i’m boycotting… please join me. this reminds me of the new c-ke fiasco… don’t keep something from me i like or i will stop eating at your restaurant all together. taco bell = fail
please let me have a cheesy gordita crunch.

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