cheesy ragu
the product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered p-n-s, such that the p-n-s becomes chafed and bl–dy, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.
much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his jergen’s, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.
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