cheesy schlong
1. when your schl-ng is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as “d-ck cheese”) as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. when you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. “i have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schl-ng.”
2. “salutations, my dear mad’am. i have inquired the knowledge of thou’s compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore i humbly offer you to succulate upon the cheesy schl-ng for which i dangle forth.”
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