cheeto breathe
someone who’s always stuffing cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
kaylee : is that chad’s wife wow she’s really packin on the pounds!
kiersten : yeah she’s a regular blimp lucky for chad he get’s to f-ck a tone little body like mine!
kaylee : i feel really bad for her since her husband’s not attracted to her anymore and she’s a fat cow!
kiersten : chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and f-ck him while he’s standing up!
kaylee : well i just hope you don’t start packin on the pounds he may get rid of you as well!
kiersten : i will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause i will never get fat!
kaylee : never say never cheeto breathe!
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