Cheeto Jack
(n., adv.) giving/receiving a hand job with cheeto residue on the business hand(s).
the first time i got a cheeto jack was after my babysitter and i shared a bag of cheetos. when my mom discovered the cheeto dust in my teenage mutant ninja turtles underwear she about sh-t.
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synonym for “steal”
but a cheeto jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.
hunter: that guy just rolled by on his moped and sn-tched my psp out of my hand!
scotty: dude! you just got cheeto jacked!
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