Cheffin

way of life. it’s frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. it’s getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. it’s knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny -ss red head punk cry. it’s getting wasted on the beaches of sea side florida at 3 in the afternoon. it’s taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don’t know where the h-ll you are. it’s spring break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. it’s a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. it’s some drunk guy telling you he’s captain randy and that he is gunna show you one h-ll of a night. it’s no shoes and no socks when it’s below 60 degrees. it’s frisbee golf after a nice pound of gr-ss. having bbq in the front yard when its colder than a witches t-t outside. it has nothing to do with the movie juno. it is dank. it is a slurpee on a 4th of july.
matthew mcconaughey, john lennon, goonies on vhs

mark: hey dude!
ace: what?
mark: you know that hot chick i was talking too?
ace: yeah.
mark: well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she’s pregnant.
ace: right on.
mark: yep, and that skinny -ss red head kid from across the street started crying like a p-ssy when i told him about it.
ace: nice.
mark: yup.
ace: want to go take our shirts off.
mark: they are off.
ace: nice, i’d say we’re cheffin hard today.