Chegan
a combination between a boy named chad and a girl named megan who hate each other on the outside but are secret lovers. the sp-wn of this couple can also be referred to as chegan. -the derogatory term for chegan is a cheg
one day the chegan race will rule the world
the chegs must die!
to be a chegan is to be a cheating vegan (a vegetarian who also doesn’t eat animal products) but chegan’s sometimes “cheat” hence the term (ch)egan is created. chegans do not eat eggs in any circ-mstances but they may cheat on occasion and eat a milk product such as cheese or milk chocolate. chegans refer to themselves initially as vegans as to prevent a social faux pas when eating out or attending a party. chegans are far superior to vegans.
chegans are hated by all vegans because it’s believed that chegans are disrespectful and stupid to take the t-tle of somthing they’re not. vegans and chegans are at a dietary war stand still.
though officially chegans are just as well respected in the conservative diet community as vegans.
person 1: “are you hungry?”
chegan: “yeah, i haven’t eaten in two days.”
person 2: “well my wife made dinner tonight, though she puts cheese on everything.”
person 1: “oh no! my friend is a vegan!”
chegan: “oh no! it’s ok, i’m a chegan, and i’m starving!”
person 2: “oh, ok?”
chegan: “i’ll eat the cheese, it’s ok.”
person 1: “when did you become a chegan?”
chegan: “since you met me.”
person 1: “that’s creative.”
a chegan is a person who only eats chips, chicken and cheese
izzy is such a chegan, she only ever eats chips, cheese or chicken
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