cheif little dick
back in the time of the old west. a man named cody, who has such a low self esteem that he has to feed everyone full of sh-t so he can feel better about himself for “knowing” things that no one cares about. also he has such a small d-ck that every girls he has ever f-cked had the fresh smell of tic tac surrounding her. the rest of the tribe named him man who lays in bed with to many small children. he was the son of cheif hunts with c-ck and he had big shoes to fill. one day he got sick of the ridicule from the other indians so he started a plot to kill his father and become cheif so he could make the people pay. he planned to poison his father but when it came time he mixed up the poison with some herbal inhansers to make the testicules of a man bigger and stronger.the next day cheif hunts with c-ck woke up with a m-ssive erection and declaired,”i will now go to the land of vegas and make a motion picture with myself in the nude!” before leaving he made man who lays in bed with to many small children cheif and changed his name to cheif little d-ck.
d-mn he pulled a cheif little d-ck by raping that cat
i have a m-ssive b-n-r unlike cheif little d-ck
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