Chelf


(chelf)
v.
to vomit in a fierce, almost projectory manner, usually in a very inopportune situation (see also hurl, barf, chunder).
– “dude, i had too many jaeger shots tonight. pull the car over, i’ve gotta chelf!”

– “oh man, did you see tony last night? he totally chelfed all over himself. it was so gross!”

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