chelly

is da best in da whole world lol
the best little sister in the world! love her! she is goofy, silly, cute, pretty, tall, funny, annoying. but that’s what makes her, her. i love this little girl… even though she’s not so little anymore. i love ch-lly!
i wish ch-lly was my sister!
i wish i was friends with ch-lly!
a vile hump-shaped deformity positioned between a males chest and belly. other symptoms include black-head breakouts & pallid skin. the disorder is characterized by a shameless reluctancy to pay off debts and the hump itself is thought to be full of acc-mlated toxins from bleeding others dry. the sufferer is generally despondent and self-pitying, lazy, and has poor hygiene, with the expectation that other people should do everything for them. they will not accept responsibility for their own failings and often chase pipe dreams, but only in a half–rs-d manner.
“g-d my ex had a right ch-lly on him”
“listen, pay me the money you owe me or i’ll get my dad to put his foot through your f-cking ch-lly”
a ch-lly is a small t-rd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. they are often deposited in cl-sters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
doctor: how are your bowel movements?
patient: umm. uhhh.
doctor: firm or soft.
patient: f..f..f…firm.
doctor: long or short?
patient: short. sorta round.
doctor. hmmm. patient reports ch-lly movements.
when a womans chest is the same size as her belly.
i would totally take that chick home if she wasn’t a ch-lly.
is an urban definition for the man’s overlapping gut and chest combo that hangs over the belt.
when a man is wearing his shirt tucked into his jeans and the overlapping ch-lly is hanging over and past the belt buckle.
ch-lly is da best in da whole world not! she evil and hates everyone lol jks