Chelon
half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head
eg. melonhead
most people think of a sam hulme when mentioning such a thing. many who haven’t met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete d-ckhead… and his rather large head of course
1. sean: “oh my god sam, you’re such a pr-ck!”
jake: “yeah, you chelon!”
sean: “tell me about it”
2. sam: “what’s wrong with my head?”
sean: “what isn’t wrong with your head?”
josh: “it’s a melonhead!
jake: “chelonhead!”
quagmire: “giggity”
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