Chelsy Davy
wild for tiaras, bubblegum pink watches and raffles 20 paks.
pals say she can drink them all under the table and wrangle a black mamba. is that a drink?
licks a lot on fb.
laps up vacays in portugal pools.
goes for nude dudes in durban.
flirts with paps.
won’t shave her pits.
prince harry ditched her in favor of the army and you know who, baby.
chelsy davyjabu kirkland pot bohemian peroxide fake tandead hipposgin
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