Chemp
to chemp – to experience the sensational feeling when entering a woman.
i chemped last night.
chemping is the best feeling in the world.
that was some top quality chempage.
affirmative word meaning “yes”
miguel: are you going to the party tonite man?
marco: chemps, i am!
to vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. this is not the same as kvetching or b-tching, though it is a form of complaining. a good chemp is funny. the person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.
“yes, i know the it department is a black hole. i just didn’t realize that i could pick up the phone, dial the it department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. i didn’t realize that when un-bserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like schrödinger’s cat. and i did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the quantum zeno effect.”
it was ok when you were chemping, but now you’re just b-tching.
a body of liquid or small puddle of mysterious and uncertian contents.
1. eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.
2. scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.
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