Chernitis
a medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. the cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming h-m-s-xuals and cry babies. cph (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged l-b– (replacing t-st-cl-s) in the gonadal region. the increased cph causes b-tching, whining and a general lack of testicular fort-tude. due to a lack of t-st-cl-s, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections -n-lly. a secondary treatment, would be the administration of com (can of man) and a b-tch slap across the face.
you must have severe chernitis, man the f-ck up and stop b-tching.
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