Chernobyl

russian nuclear disaster. capitalist’s fault, sold faulty equipement. cold war conspiracy. hail da motherland.
“chern-bly does not reprezent ruzzian problem, capitalist pigz sell faulty equipement and chern-byl explozed. i am ruzzian. szanks.”
a strain of high grade marijuana. usually runs about 200 – 350 an ounce (varies depending on location and dealer). kind of hard to find but worth the money. 1 gram can last you a day.
i took two drags off a bowl of chern-byl and was so high i just sat staring at the television for nearly two hours.
a once nice city in russia, which is now a nuclear wasteland. in 1986 a catastrophic accident happened at the chern-byl nuclear power plant, spreading radiation throughout the city, forcing them to evacuate the population of 49,400 people.
in call of duty 4 modern warfare, the city of chern-byl is featured in the missions ‘all ghillied up’ and ‘one shot, one kill’ and in the online level ‘bloc’.
“fifty-thousand people used to live here, and now it’s a ghost town.”
cpt. macmillan.
the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chern-byl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some gl-ss. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient nikon was all chern-byl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chern-byl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chern-byl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller’s day off was chern-byl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
exclamation used on receipt of bad news. similar to “crikey”, “d-mn” or “sh-t”. originally from ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.
“dave’s dad has just died. absolute f-cking chern-byl!”
named after the nuclear plant in ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
john hooked up with a chern-byl last night.
when a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their r-ct-m then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the russian word for “no” (nyet)
when performing a chern-byl it is best to know more russian and to use a green chem stick. in theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.