cherry bakewell
to release ones’ j-zzum on your partner’s face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
neil gave bob a cherry bakewell… he didn’t see that one coming
a british staple. a small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
in my opinion, the best cake mr kipling has to offer. if they didn’t contain so many calories i would happily eat them all day.
mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!
to pull your pants doon and fart in someones face
oi shut it or al gee ya a cherry bakewell
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