Cherry D
so, you have been involved in a bl–dy doughnut. you put your wiener inside a nasty, disrespected -ss v and you woke up with a cherry d. you got a blood d-ck, bad. its very bad. you definitely do not want a cherry d. you had s-x with a bl–dy v and got a cherry d. you went home with a girl that was on her period, you f-cked her v-g-n-, and got a bunch of filthy, coagulated blood stains on your c-ck and b-lls, you nasty son of a b-tch.
so, it was about 5am right, and i was hammered as sh-t, after blue ballin with some b-tch, i definitely needed to get my nut on so i called up this sl-tty -ss wh-r- that will f-ck anyone at any time. but she neglected to tell me that her p-ssy was throwing up blood at the time, thus i was left with a dark red cherry d the next morning. that dirty, disgusting blood c-nt.
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