cherry on the bottom situation
a situation where you know there’s something different/wrong but can’t place why until afterwards. it can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
bob: “why didn’t anyone come over for my birthday, dave?”
dave: “that’s because you b-tched out on sam who was planning the party the night before.”
bob: “d-mn. that’s a cherry on the bottom situation.”
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