cherry pie surprise
a cherry pie surprise is when you have s-x with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. made famous by some dude named jake daniels.
“dude, i heard jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named jessica the other night. his d-ck was was covered in bl–dy p-ssy juice.”
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