Chesire Cat Smile
the s-x act where two or more individuals take a piece of fruit (preferably a cuc-mber) and stick it up their partner’s -n-l area multiple times. “chesire cat smilers” are of those who perform this act. it is common knowledge that chesire cat smilers also eat the fruit afterwards no matter how dirty or grotesque it has become during their s-xual routine.
person a opening person b’s legs while laying on the floor and jabbing the cuc-mber into their -n-l area while they perform the chesire cat smile.
a: fancy doing a chesire cat smile with me honey?
b: sure why not!? it’s been long since we became chesire cat smilers for the night. go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cuc-mber).
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