chesnutt cool
a: a person that is so f-cking cool that no one can ever stack up to their greatness.
b: a person that is so f-cking cool that they are better than everyone in every way
c: a person that thinks they are so d-mn cool that they dont even realize how much of a douche they are
d: in some rare cases someone that is so cool they have actually been witnessed walking on water
police officer: “that guy is so chesnutt cool that not only am i gonna let him slide on this speeding ticket, but h-ll im gonna make him exempt from the law”
dave: “jeff, could you do me a favor and grab me a drink?”
jeff: “sorry bro but do you realize who i am? you should know by now that not only do i ever have to do anything for anyone else, but you have to grab me a drink.”
friend 2: “dave. don’t you remember? jeff is chesnutt cool and such a douche on so many levels that he doesn’t even realize it so be kind to him and get him a drink because in actuality he has no friends and never will due to his constant acts of douchebaggery.”
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