Chest Flutes
pl. n.
the beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. these can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
the mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
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