Chest Pounder
an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. everything is about him/her. figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.
golfer #1: hey, how have you been?
chest pounder: well, i shot a 75 today. i can’t really score well on this course.
bowler #1: hey….how’s it goin?
chest pounder: 237….these lanes are too oily to really score well.
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