Chest-top
an act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. the male places his laptop on his chest while he m-st-rb-t-s to p-rn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.
dude 1: “dude that girl is so hot.”
dude 2: “yeah, i’m gunna think about her when i’m masturbating.”
dude 1: “you gunna chest-top it?”
dude 2: “h-ll yeah, that sh-t’s all day”
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