Chester Mustache


a super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).
rachel: omg richard has a chester mustache!!
chris: dude thats effing nasty!
rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend…

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