Chester, PA

1.) just a bit south of philadelphia on your map of the usa – the only place on earth where you can get jumped, stabbed, robbed, shot, and then robbed again all within the span of 2 minutes. also, the first place in the world that hoodlums would hold people up at gunpoint over a pair of hot kicks

2.) chester, pa = ghetto

3.) where the hardcore chichester sl-ts (see chi sl-ts and melissa reed) come to get their crack and dirt weed
1.) chester n-gg-!!!! i’ll will bust a cap in yo -ss – give it up!!!

2.) don’t walk through chester alone… b-tch. you had best roll deep and walk tall when you’re in chester, pa.

3.) it’s close to chichester, which is just full of hoes.
not to be confused with chichester or west chester. we’re just the best chester. the girls are hot. don’t come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some t-tanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you’ll probably end up in a frat or sorost-tute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll
“we’re not c-cky, we’re just better than you!”
“chester born and raised”
“i’m rich b-tch”
one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the ne. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv’s jack-ss & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you’ll fit right in with a suv, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy’s grey goose in a lavish bas-m-nt (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware sh-r-.
“wessst chessster is the bessst chessster” – the chester girl’s drunk call