chester the cat
chester an imaginary cat who’s name was derived from alice in wonderlands “ch-sh-r cat”.
he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.
he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. and he appears different to each person.
omg it’s chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.
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