Chestist
(n) chestist, one who practices chestism.
a cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, “to get it off your chest”. see also tourette’s, v-g-n- monologues.
hey team –
i had to let claire o’malley go today.
having subscribed to some new-found “chestist” belief of having to “get everything off her chest” and “speaking her own truths” does not give her a free p-ss to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. if anyone has a problem with this decision, don’t let the door hit you in the -ss.
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