chestnut praline
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a g-y mans hairy chest, letting it glaze over and then picking it off layer by layer to eat as a nice holiday snack.
you should’ve seen the look on billy’s face when i peeled off that crusted chestnut praline that i -j-c-l-t-d all over his hairy man chest.
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