chestosterone
female equivalent of testosterone. it’s what makes women get violent on sat-rday night outside a nightclub.
a variant is ‘breastosterone’
as her heart pumped hard and the chestosterone coursed through her veins, chantelle grabbed chardonnay’s hair and swung her spike-heeled shoe towards her victim’s shin.
the fluids that flow through a mans chesticles (or manly b–bs) that make that man that more manly. much like testosterone, the larger your chesticles, the more chestosterone you will produce.
ray: d-mn home boy, you got some d-mn large chesticles!
dan: boy, you just hating on my mad chestosterone.
ray: wtf?
dan: its what serperates the men from the boys, b-tch!
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