Chesus


1. the savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. jesus pr-nounced in a weird accent
guy 1: d-mn, these nachos are f-cking good!

guy 2: hey, you better thank chesus for those

guy 1: why? he didn’t die for my sins.

guy 2: yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in h-ll.

guy 1: chesus christ, get off my back!

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