Chet

a man who is ingeniously mechanically inclined, meticulous and tidy in his work, a born leader, always the alpha in a pack of men, uses keen logic in everything he does, is particularly good in running a business, extraordinarily talented in finding new ways to generate money, a quick learner and highly intelligent(smart enough to be dangerous to anyone who gets on his bad side), articulate in speech (and thus is usually seen attached to a cell phone), and generally family based. chets make good faithful husbands, fearless patriots, successful business owners, loving fathers, fulfilling lovers, honest christians, stoic protectors of all that is dear to a man, awesome friends, keen outdoorsmen, wicked-cool inventors, and dangerous pranksters. it is nearly impossible to outwit a chet. if a chet doesn’t know you that well, then it is in your best interest to always be polite to him. do not expect to insult a chet without losing your job or social standing as he will thoroughly shame you and put you in your rightful place. chets can be your best friends or worst enemies. often they are misunderstood and thought of as -ssholes, when in reality, they are just blunt and don’t put up with cr-p from anyone. but once you get to know a chet, you will undoubtedly wish you were one, or at least his friend. it is easy to be jealous of them. if a woman prefers a white bellied, soft-handed man who wears designer clothes, she should never marry or even date a chet.
woman broke down on the side of the road: “i need a chet to save the day.”

thief: “oh cr-p! let’s get outta here! i heard a chet c-ck his pistol!”

verb.
inflected forms: chetted, chetting
etymology: old high german & old norse
1.a: to bungle; to create disrepair; to introduce disorder in a seemingly stable environment; to cause irreparable damage unknowingly and without guile, usually self-inflicted and followed by half-hearted attempts at remediation.
billy chetted himself when he failed to notice his d-ck was not completely out of his pants before relieving himself.
a chet, is a chet
greg: hey jim, your a f-ckin chet!
when trying to say sh-t too quickly…resulting in chet.
chet! i forgot my backpack at school!
beautiful, intelligent, funny and full of life. a free spirit with wings wide open. can hold an intellectual discussion on something meaningful and finish it off nicely talking about sh-t that is meaningless for a giggle. all-round great balanced energising personality. to extrapolate on ‘beautiful’, she is perfectly proportioned with stunning features. she lights up your day with a diamond smile and makes the hours spent with her seem like mere minutes. s-x…. wowww (is completely mind bending).

she can make the meanest b-tter chicken – did you know that the main ingredient in b-tter chicken is peanuts???
chets rocked up on a friday and sent my head spinning 360’s in no time. pitty her stay wasn’t longer… i could get use to that.
a typical college frat guy. sometimes called dude-bros, they love giving each other bro-grabs and high fives. popped collars are a must. most of them were usually once football players in highschool and “totally railed” the prom queen. beer is usually only consumed from a bong or by keg stands. large groups of them am-ss at house parties. most of them only wear a&f fierce cologne to attrack the opposite s-x. they are always prepaired to wrestle/arm wrestle/pushup contest/pickup heavy things contest someone at a party to establish dominance
look at those chets totally bro-grabbing and wrestling.
a pet that is like a child to it’s owner(s). child+pet= chet.
our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.

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