Chet Steadman
the moustachioed chicago cubs pitcher from rookie of the year with a rocket arm who eats the best salisbury steak he’s ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
chet steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best salisbury steak he’s ever had.
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