chettz

human ape hybrid of the genus h-m- sapien genitalius minutae nonerectus with the unique and inexplicable ability to attract females against all social and genetic odds. a recent study by anthropologists at the univerity of cambridge have theorised that this ability comes from a unique ratio of 80%laid-back:20%serious, however lack of similarly laid-back test subjects makes this hypothesis specious. social interaction limited to those in adjacent year groups, though never his own, and exclusively female. one-time member of two of the three core male-female friendships in corpus. a compsci, though not your average compsci. can on occasion mimic other species by not kissing like a compsci. master of camoflage, the chettz often if at all, p-sses conspicuously unnoticed as a gangster rapper by the name of fiddy chettz aka chettzy cent. when camoflaged in such a way, he can sometimes be located by the distinctive cry of “wot!” in response to his name. c-ck.
her skirt was so short it makes chettz’s d-ck look big. actually…