Chew Ride


an event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of phillipsburg, nj. skoaldiers are -ssembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, skoal straight and the occasional skoal mint. they drive around as long as they need to, talking about…well…chew and life…because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. the end of the chew ride usually results in some type of halo or alcoholic consumption…or another chew ride.
once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.

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