Chewbaca Defense


a defense used by johnny cocran that was used help chef in the episode chef aid in south park
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this, is chewbaca. now why am i talking about chewbaca when this man’s life is on the line, i tell you… i dont know, i-dont-know.

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