chewed garden hose
the action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you p-n-s and then jacking off until climax. the s-m-n then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
i got tired of jacking off normally so i tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
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