Chewey Chicken


n. one who commits non-consensual rubbing against another person to achieve s-xual arousal, usually done discreetly without being discovered in large crowds such as on a subway.

-the phrase comes from the j-panese definition, “chikan chui.”
“can you believe i was totally violated by a chewey chicken today on the subway, macy?!”

“that’s horrible steph!”

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