chewing the gristle
performing the act of c-nn-l-ng-s on an ugly and/or obese woman.
masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork
severing the umbilical cord with teeth
“oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin’ blood, but i can’t believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you f-ckin’ sk-nk!”
“oy chunky! get your munting fat -rs- over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat b-tch”
“ha ha, you f-ckin’ wrong’n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from ‘the log and cupcake’!”
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