Chewy Baca
ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrroooooooowwwwooo!
in a galaxy far ….far…….even farther that dog patch…away…
related to many baca families, singularly, this one, stole my ten-speed. he’s hairy, tall, brown and brown. i think crime stoppers is looking for him too! like chewbaca, he doesn’t comb his hair and he smells like a big dog or something. he’s always half-dressed, runs with some dude, who is on the run from an evil empire. he fixes jalopes for a white guy (like in star wars) and when he talks you can’t understand him, because he speaks spanish or chinese or something. he has a ruca, named princess litas too! i want my bike back, baca! gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
1. “have you seen chewy?”
2. “chewy who?”
1. “chewy baca, you know?”
1. “that loco stole my ten-speed bike!”
2. “that really sharp one?”
1. “none other!”
2. “did you lock your bike up?”
1. “no!” “still, i want my ten-speed bike back chewy baca, or the empire will strike back!”
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