Cheyanne
a beautiful name. she is a beautiful women. you always have to treat them with respect. she is very strong and smart. but they always love to run in the hallways.
” cheyanne, stop running in the halls!”
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the utmost existence of perfection. cheyanne is the most gorgeous and pure person on earth. she’s always on time, very punctual and helpful. she’s the one who volunteers for everything, no matter how weird. cheyanne is that person who agrees to be ‘that persons’ partner when no one else wants to. she’s the favorite of all higher ups. no one hates cheyanne, and it’s the 11th commandment to not upset her. she always apologizes for everything, even if it’s not even vaguely her fault. once you know her, the phrase: “what would jesus do?” changes into: “what would cheyanne do?” and you find it works much better that way. she’s extremely smart and clever, but she also does sports, so she’s smart and in shape! cheyanne is just perfection and idealism, which cannot every be expressed in enough words. even this definition is simply scr-ping the top of the surface, as cheyanne is just so magnificent that no one could ever imagine.
person one: “wow! that girl is so nice and perfect, and she never makes anyone mad!”
person two: “she has the makings of a cheyanne!”
a female angel who got lost on her way to heaven. you’ll f-ck up. she’ll forgive. you’ll hurt. she’ll take care. you’ll love. she’ll love. she is an epitome of human beauty and personality. you will drown in her eyes. don’t f-ck up with her. if you f-ck up, you’ll have g-d to deal with because g-d takes care of his angels. look in her eyes and you’ll see the solution to every problem, every worry taken care of, every pain numbed. her eyes are
f-cking.
stunning.
you have her, you have the world and more. you lose her, well just kill your f-cking self.
you may be one person to the world, but cheyanne? you’re the world to one f-cking person.
i love you cheyanne.
perfect (adjective):
1) having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.
e.g. cheyanne
i asked g-d for help. he made me meet cheyanne.
cheyanne, my bestfriend, a beautiful, amazing person. she is always there when i need her. i couldn’t live without her. she is a very special person and will always have a place in my heart. my first true friend. <3
i love you cheyanne!
an amazing person. a bit violent with her friends, but it works well with her witty and clever personality. also beautiful and talented. she uses these talents to help the less fortunate. can be truly inspiring at times.
guy 1: d-mn who's that?
guy 2: that's cheyanne, she's awesome.
a fat cow wh-r- pig, who has a strange s-xual fascination with sh-t.
usually can be found at parties on the weekends, smoking weed and/or drinking vodka. this typically leads to it having s-x with lots of desperate, random rednecks or hicks.
it also can be found having s-x with its cousin or using an alaskan pipeline as its d-ld-.
see coprophilia.
hick #1: man, that was some party last night!
hick #2: yeah! i got so drunk! i had s-x with this really ugly chick, and she f-cking sh-t on my chest!
hick #1: wow, what a cheyanne.
cheyanne is very talkative person who has no social etiquette what so ever. you may want to be careful about telling her a secret because she may, in her own way hint it to you without even telling you. she can be a very nice and loving person but when she is angry she will react violently and pinch your nipples. she is addicted to reading and will stop at nothing to politically correct you in anything you may say. if you ever encounter a cheyanne atwood make sure you have enough money because knowing her she may make your wallet run dry, (never brings enough money). also she is definately looking forward to having 3 sets of twins so be sure to make floppy v-g-n- jokes at her, -insert clapping noises here-
person 1: hey cheyanne!
cheyanne: why did you spread a rumor about me?!!!
person 1: i didn't?
cheyanne: -pinches nipples-
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