Chi Girl
a woman exhibiting above-average attractiveness from the neck up, but who is unacceptably – and often surprisingly/disappointingly – overweight in the body. the term stems from tucker max’s contention that chicago’s extremely short swimsuit season gives the otherwise attractive women there little incentive to exercise.
i met this chick online and saw her headshot and she was fine as h-ll. but when i finally saw a full-body shot she turned out to be a total chi girl.
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