Chi-town shuffle


when a man hides behind a bush and waits for a girl wearing a skirt to walk by, he jumps out and rapes her while she’s still wearing her skirt.
-hey what are you doing hiding behind this bush?
-shhh! i’m waiting for a girl that i can chi-town shuffle.

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