Chianese


(ka-nay-say) an italian surname commonly mispr-nounced “chinese” by the everyday english speaker. as such, when affixed to the first name of a female, it becomes grounds for crude jokes amongst the male sort who persist in making references to the cuisine.

mispr-nunciation tends towards establishing nickname status amongst friends, who hail said person by crying boisterously “chinese!” which may alert bystanders to look for nearby asians or, perhaps, someone carrying a take-out bag.

regardless of conflicting pr-nunciations, persons belonging to this name are generally worthwhile company and can, eventually, make you go “crazay for chianayzay”
male friend 1: “-snickering- dude, are we eating chinese tonight or what?”
male friend 2: “that’s my gf bro, back off!”

____ chianese: “what’s wrong with you?”
friend of chianese: “i’mma goin’ crazay for chianayzay!”

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