Chicago Martini
to drink douche water
after molly douched, i treated myself to a chicago martini.
a c-cktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini’s vermouth.
chicago martini recipe: stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini gl-sses and garnish with olives.
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